Have you been Diet Naughty? Then Let's Diet Boogie!
|
MORE DIET HUMOR Pungent Arm Pit Syndrome (PAPS) |
Diet Humor - Pungent Arm Pit Syndrome (PAPS)
Pew. Diet Nanny, please help! My arm pit smells like a bear's den. ~ Nancy Dear Nancy, Have you tried bathing on a daily basis? If so, what about wheeling some deodorant under your arms? If those tips don't solve the Odorific Mystery, you may be plagued with Pungent Arm Pit Syndrome (PAPS). Many times, pungent foods will seep through the arm pits and emit woofy odors. This is a particularly common problem among dieters because they tend to graze on healthy foods to which they add spices, garlic, onion and other stinky items to - all in an effort to add vigor to their foods. To solve PAPS, try either of the following: (i) keep to yourself when eating pungent food additives, or (ii) switch to a bland diet and season with only salt and pepper. |
|
Return
to Diet Nanny