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Diet DevilYou think this looks hot, you should see my forked tail.
See that little red fork clutched in the Diet Devil's hand? This fork holds only bad, unhealthy foods such as donuts, cakes topped with cream cheese icing, triple cheese-triple meat pizzas and loaded-meat-loaded-cheese burgers. The Diet Devil ALWAYS strikes at a dieter's most vulnerable moment. The Diet Devil tends to visit late in the evenings, just before beddy-bye. The Diet Devil may even visit while the dieter is at the movies. It is at this point when the Diet Devil smells of fluffy hot-buttered popcorn. Diet Nanny says to beware of the Diet Devil, particularly late in the day as this can be the most damaging time of day to dance with the Diet Devil. |
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