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MORE DIET HUMOR Pungent Arm Pit Syndrome (PAPS) |
Exercise Wardrobe Malfunction
Here is a pitiful example of Exercise Wardrobe Malfunction. Take heed that it's almost impossible to look sexy and sweat - so when exercising, my advice is to sweat like a moose. You can turn into Cinderella after you hit the showers. Sweating really does stink and if sweaty arm pits are the guideline, what about that poor tiny strip of fabric? If you wear this fashion style, I highly recommend that you hide it from the cat after disrobing for that bath. As an added observation, experiencing Cheek Gald is quite common when wearing this aparatus. So dress smart - dress like you're going to exercise, not as if you're going for the Sumu Gold! |
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