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Weight Loss - Harry's Got a Footlong
"Harry should be ashamed of himself. And who cares if he has a footlong?" Jack, Bill, George and Ralph are being pretty hard on Harry. That footlong may not be as dangerous as the boys think it is. Here is the Diet Calorie Scoop: Jack's Hot Buttered Popcorn contains more calories than Harry's footlong. Bill's large caramel apple also contains more calories than Harry's footlong. George's double-meat/double-cheese burger also contains more calories than Harry's footlong. Ralph's double decker, extra large coned ice cream also contains more calories than Harry's footlong. Harry's footlong is prepared with a fat-free frank and is enhanced with just a smear of mustard - which contains minimal calories. The bun may be filled with carbs, but only contains 220 caloies. Total calorie count: about 320 calories. |
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