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Dieting - Running From Your Diet Fears
It's 2 in the morning. Dieter Julie is burning rubber in her fogged little head as she snoozes. Dieter Julie loves candy corn, so to shift her guilt cravings, she is pinning the blame on this innocent kernel of corn. As you can see, it appears that the corn is chasing Dieter Julie but in reality, it is Dieter Julie chasing the corn. Imagining through her dream that the corn is chasing her is Dieter Julie's way of dealing with her corn craving. Just the day before, Dieter Julie was grabbing handfuls of candy corn from her co-worker, Jerry's candy dish. In Dieter Julie's corny dream, the corn will never catch her. In real life, Dieter Julie will always catch the corn. Until Dieter Julie learns to resist her passion for candy corn, she will continue to dream on.... |
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