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Diet & Exercise Toning - Paul's Bronzed Hide
Dear Diet Nanny: My boyfriend .....let's call him Paul - is really getting on my nerves these days. As a person with a perfect body, I have always been used to taking center stage. With Paul on the scene, I now find that I am generally shoved in the wings - forced to watch his muscular strut whenever we are out and about. Please help return me to center stage, Diet Nanny. Any suggestions on how to handle Paul? ~ Rowena Dear Rowena: I recommend that you do the following in order to muscle Paul out the limelight so that you can reclaim center stage. Inform him that he's left his barnyard door open. That generally does the trick. |
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